If you were expecting something groundbreaking from Katy Perry‘s new song “Chained To The Rhythm”, sorry. Like most of her shit, it’s a song trying to be deep that she wrote with a cliche randomizer and a hook that’s garbage. To make it worse, the video actually has the lyrics on the screen but doesn’t have Katy Perry’s tits to distract you. Not sure who made that call. Probably somebody who hates Katy Perry. I’m not even sure why Taylor Swift is even in a feud with this chick. Taylor could write a better song even if a dude loved her back.