Easter kind of sucks as a holiday, since it takes place on Sunday and doesn’t give us any extra time off. On top of that, everyone’s dad has a pocket full of “egg” puns they pull out right around this time of year. Crappy candy like Peeps and hollow chocolate bunnies round out the Easter showings.
To help celebrate one of our less-revered holidays, here are 20 “eggcellent” GIFs that will make you happy all you have to do is hide the eggs. Let’s laugh at children’s misfortune and the quick fate of marshmallow Peeps. Hoppy Easter!
Bunnies are all sweet looking and cute until they steal your cookie. Life, man.
Whoever thought giant bunny costumes and little kids were a good combination was sadly mistaken. It does make for comedy gold, though.
Annnnd the second kid’s reaction isn’t much better. To be fair, that vest is something a killer clown would wear.
Who needs a letter opener when you have your own rabbit? Just more proof that rabbits can be used for more than laying Easter eggs.
Many of us are kids at heart, and seeing these cute rabbits can make you want to just bop them on the nose.
Who knew Easter bunnies were so dang fast? Watch as the cat hits the thing and it briefly warps space and time to reset itself.
Oh, God, the horror. Who knew chocolate bunnies were the perfect stand-in for Child’s Play?
Don’t you just hate it when Peeps hatch in your mouth? It’s the worst.
Who knew the Easter Bunny had a previous career as a linebacker in the NFL? He killed Teddy Roosevelt.
It’s the true Easter miracle, where a bunny-dog lays a new batch of Peeps.
To be fair, laying eggs doesn’t seem like a lot of fun.
When we try dying Easter eggs, they always end up grey.
We are automating almost every job these days, it was only a matter of time that it came for Easter.
How do bunnies manage to place all those delicate Easter eggs if they can’t even hold a baby?
Do you really have to go to the bathroom? No? Just going to hold it? Probably for the best.
All she wanted was to get some Easter eggs. Unfortunately, life and gravity had other plans.
This little girl has the right idea when she sees a strange rabbit come out of nowhere. Start running and don’t look back. We wouldn’t blame her if she’s still running.
Don’t open the box. Bunnies recreating Raiders of the Lost Ark are pure nightmare fuel. RIP, little guy.
In this season we need to remember the true meaning of Easter, shooting Jesus from a slingshot into a giant chocolate egg.
We should all follow Ralph’s example and enjoy the simpler things in life.
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